So I'm sitting next to my best buddy, Alex, in our handcuffs and shackles on our ankles tied to the seats joking around. We are being transported to the North Carolina Women's Penitentiary when suddenly we hear the pilot tell us to prepare for a crash when we've just barley taken off because Omar and his friends got stuck in the engine turbines. Stupid Geese....But anyways! We started to crash into the Hudson River when flight attendant, Samantha Maxwell, told us to put on our life preservers. Which were our seats. Cheap airplanes..But anyways! So Alex and I start to freak out and scream when were watchin the lady next to us freak out about her baby. "OMMGG! MYYY BBAAABBBYYYYY!!!!!" she screamed. I told her to freakin calm down that everything's going to be okay. Alex and I pull a Houdini and magically get out of our ropes, handcuffs, and shackles as the stupid lady with the baby is still screaming. I backhand her and tell her to quit screaming before Alex and I got crazy with her. You look to the lost looking lady next to the stupid lady with the baby and you see Carle. Shes just sittin there. Doing nothing. With a very odd, lost look on her face. You can already tell she's not the brightest crayon in the box. Maybe like a deep red. You look to the front of the plane and you will see Kye popping pills with a fat weezing man next to him. You look out the window and you see water. It all starts coming into the plane when you hear Carle say, "Since when did they start making swimming pools in planes?" Alex then backhands Carle and tells her to quit actin so retarded. We're now in the water, and everybody starts to rush out of the plane, trying to keep from drowning in the water. Alex and I keep getting pushy and impatient, tripping people and laughing from the bordem of waiting to get off of the plane. Once everybody is outside in the freezing cold temperatures, we all stand there waiting for somebody to come a save us. "ANY DAY NOW!" I scream out, getting very angry and cold. Alex looks at me evily and it's like I can read her mind. We go up behind people and push them, but then catch them before they fall into the river, just to scare them a little bit. We see the boats and helecopters coming when you hear Alex yell, "THERE IS A GOD!" The National Guard and what-not finally come and save everybody. (Even the stupid lady with the baby and Carle and her tard self and Kye and his pills.) The suspicious people ask where Alex and I were headed to as we looked at each other, smiled deviously, and told them we were headed to Alex's house in Dallas, Texas. They said okay and that we were good enough to leave...
Another perfect escape.
>:D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One very interesting thing that I have learned this year would be in Chemistry class when we did the Flame Test or the Chromatography Lab. I learned that different elements burn different, neon colors and when you write on a piece of paper and put water on it, the colors in the marker separate and you can see them spread out on the paper. In my opinion, I thought that it was very interesting.

January 9, 2019.
I'm a married woman with a decent house, kids running around and playing.
Nice car, wonderful husband, Bryan.
I'm a real estate saleswoman and I just got home from a long day at work.
I've finally finished college, and have a masters degree.
Alex persuaded me to go live in Dallas, Lubbock, or Wichita Falls.
She babysits my kids when Bryan and I are at work. They call her Aunt Alex..awweee! :]
I too watch Alex's kids. They are cute little things!! They are a handful..but they take after theyre Uncle Eric, Uncle Phillip, and Alex herself.
They really like to draw on EVERYTHING and it seems like sometimes they WANT to try to drive me insane....
Like Alex told them to or something..O_o
But they're still like my own children.
I don't know if that's a good thing or not..
But Hey!
That's okay! XD
Bryan is always having Ian and other friends over to watch sports on our flat screen tv.
I have a wonderful life with my amazing family and friends. I couldn't ask for anything better.
I visit my hometown, Wellington, Texas, quite often. I love to see the familiar faces and schoolmates. I love to reminisce on all of the old memories.
At this point, I am very happy with how my life is turning out. I have an amazing family, the best friend I could ask for, a good paying job, and a flippin awesome house.
Hopefully Alex and I don't end up in jail together.
We'd probably drive everybody there crazy with our crazy antics and stupid remarks.
They would let us out early on the account of making everybody go insane. :D
I couldn't ask for a better life.
:]